And the winners are...
10) Tired of shopping the Damaged Goods department.
9) Want to meet a guy whose IQ is bigger than his shoe size!
8) I'm the best singer in my car!
7) You can't ALL be the one I'm looking for!
6) Very sexy... with the right back lighting.
5) Looking for a man with a large bulge in his back right pocket.
4) Only you can save me from joining pay sites!
3) Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!
2) I'll jump on Oprah's couch for you!
and the number one funniest profile header....
1) I like my men to be like my bra - supportive!
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