Monday, April 21, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Girls you have no shot with !!
Fringles.com - words to live by
I am sick of hearing guys talk about certain types of girls they have met to which they all think they were good to go when in fact all they were doing was fleecing you of your wallet and brain power !!
Waitresses
you gotta love the guy who will go to a bar non stop just to try and hit on his favorite waitress and tip her enormous amounts of green in hopes of getting her naked at some point !! Granted this does happen but the majority of the time she is in back laughing with her co-workers about how much money she is going to take from you tonight just by showing a little skin or a lite touch !!
Strippers
everyone likes toi think they are the one and only that can break the stripper from her routine and take her home from the club...when in fact she is just teasing the hell out of you until you have nothing left !! Then when the guy leaves the strip joint he tells his buddies that she liked him and will be calling later that night to meet up when in fact she is meeting her babies daddy for dinner then looking for some celeb to cling onto for her 15 min of fame !!
Stewardesses
Does this fantasy ever get old?you get one a flight with a group of guys for a bachelor party and inevitably one dude is drunk enough o think the mildly cute stewardess is into him despite the fact that she has to be on the plane serving everyone for the next 6 hours !!
Models
These girls are the worst of em all...they will tease the festival goer until nothing is left of his common sense...........getting some poor pathetic dude to do whatever it takes to say they hung out with a model !! Never going to happen unless you have a giig for them or know someone who is higher in the food chain then you are !!
I am sick of hearing guys talk about certain types of girls they have met to which they all think they were good to go when in fact all they were doing was fleecing you of your wallet and brain power !!
Waitresses
you gotta love the guy who will go to a bar non stop just to try and hit on his favorite waitress and tip her enormous amounts of green in hopes of getting her naked at some point !! Granted this does happen but the majority of the time she is in back laughing with her co-workers about how much money she is going to take from you tonight just by showing a little skin or a lite touch !!
Strippers
everyone likes toi think they are the one and only that can break the stripper from her routine and take her home from the club...when in fact she is just teasing the hell out of you until you have nothing left !! Then when the guy leaves the strip joint he tells his buddies that she liked him and will be calling later that night to meet up when in fact she is meeting her babies daddy for dinner then looking for some celeb to cling onto for her 15 min of fame !!
Stewardesses
Does this fantasy ever get old?you get one a flight with a group of guys for a bachelor party and inevitably one dude is drunk enough o think the mildly cute stewardess is into him despite the fact that she has to be on the plane serving everyone for the next 6 hours !!
Models
These girls are the worst of em all...they will tease the festival goer until nothing is left of his common sense...........getting some poor pathetic dude to do whatever it takes to say they hung out with a model !! Never going to happen unless you have a giig for them or know someone who is higher in the food chain then you are !!
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