Guido or Jimmy Britto

Why is it that people make fun of my for talking in the third person? Do you know how difficult it is to accomplish such a feat? Jimmy Britto digs going to the jersey shore and doing yaeger bombs all night until he sees the one girl for him !! I...sorry, he is a chick magnet and dudes want to be him...........better keep an eye out for Jimmy....everyone knows the deal when i walk in the room !!